Happy Valentine's Day, everyone!
Apparently, a lot of you have been overcome with the love disease. We, the love doctors, have taken it upon ourselves to diagnose each of these specific sicknesses. Please heed our advice and take the recommended treatments.
Patient 1: Heythere31
Diagnosis: Weakness due to insufficient oxygen. This often happens to Shawols who spend too much time listening to A.Mi.Go instead of Love Like Oxygen.
Treatment: Listen to SHINee's Love Like Oxygen on repeat.
Patient 2: Anonymous
Diagnosis: Severe Onew ache. This often appears both suddenly and intensely in both Shawols and non-Shawols alike.
Treatment: Listen to Onew's OST, In Your Eyes, every night before you sleep for one week.
Patient 3: Anonymous
Diagnosis: SFI nostalgia. This often occurs in the elderly members long for what once was.
Treatment: Play one of the new games in SFI's Game section.
Patient 4: Sasha-wol
Diagnosis: High dopaMin levels. This often occurs in young TaeMints who have just found a community.
Treatment: Spend time with fellow TaeMints in SFI's Taemin section.
Patient 5: Minhyo14
Diagnosis: Comeback thirst. This occurs when SHINee doesn't have a comeback for a long time.
Treatment: Unfortunately, the only cure for this is for SHINee to make a comeback. SHINee, comeback!
Patient 6: anhvan44
Diagnosis: Anime eyes due to infatuation. This often happens to Shawols, well, because SHINee's cute.
Treatment: Become inspired by looking at some of the chibi SHINee art in SFI's Art Gallery.
Patient 7: Anonymous
Diagnosis: Tachycardia (high pulse rate) due to high levels of determination. This often occurs in those who are inspired by Taemin's determination.
Treatment: Watch the product of Taemin's hard work, Taemin's debut solo, Danger.
Patient 8: Anonymous
Diagnosis: Pink heart eyes. This is when the love from your heart moves to your eyes, so everywhere you look, you see couples.
Treatment: Spend more time talking to SFI staff and SFI members in the shoutbox.
Patient 9: Anonymous
Diagnosis: Emotional dino syndrome due to a melted heart. This often occurs in Shawols in non-Shawols who have been entranced by Jonghyun's sweet voice.
Treatment: Listen to Jonghyun's solo ft. Younha, Love Belt, when you wake up in the morning.
Patient 10: Anonymous
Diagnosis: SHINee narcolepsy (aka uncontrollable SHINee dreams). This occurs in those who spend a lot of time thinking about SHINee.
Treatment: Be inspired by your dreams and turn them into works of fiction in SFI's Fanfiction section.
Patient 11: Minhyo14
Diagnosis: OTPain. Where there's OTP, there's pain.
Treatment: Let out your feels in SFI's Coupling section. Misery loves company.
Patient 12: Anonymous
Diagnosis: Thirst. You know what it is.
Treatment: Watch Taemin's legs as they move gracefully in the dance version of Taemin's song, Ace.
Patient 13: Anonymous
Diagnosis: Taebaby fever. While baby fever occurs in adults whose biological clocks are ticking, Taebaby fever occurs in Taemints who are struck by Taemin's adorableness.
Treatment: Watch Taemin's cute hands play the piano in his duet with IU.